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Mother under loves frustration
P1:That MULF never does anything but clean house
P2:@ least she knows love
P1:always thought she was spelling milf wrong.
P2; No, she's just loving and frustrated at the same time
by elephant:)memories October 25, 2009
The white gunk that builds up on the corner of some peoples mouth and/or eyes. Similar to the sleep that forms whilst people are asleep. Possibly a form of mucus and or excrement.
I went to kiss her but noticed that there was an unappealling build up of mulf
by John Allingham February 15, 2007
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