(n) abbreviation for "miles per calorie," a term often used by vegetarians with a high metabolism who seek foods that are both healthy and packed with significant energy--and that stave off appetite
"That apricot-glazed tempeh and arugula sandwich was ethically delicious."
"Yeah, but its mpc sucks. We just left the restaurant and I'm already starving."
"Yeah, but its mpc sucks. We just left the restaurant and I'm already starving."
by neitzschehope October 1, 2009
Married Person to Married Person Crush: When faithful married people have a crush on other married people without the complications and alienation of affections associated with an actual affair.
When Jill met Norman at the business convention, they hit it off whith each other so well that regardless of the fact that they were both married, they allowed themselves the innocent pleasure of being eachothers' MP to MPC.
by Edmund Hathaway March 8, 2008
E2: Lol ur nub
MPC: w1
E2: is what ww1?
MPC: w2
E2: oh lol your counting
MPC: w3! you're arrested!
E2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LETT MEE GOOOOOOOOO SHDSFNERGE
MPC: w1
E2: is what ww1?
MPC: w2
E2: oh lol your counting
MPC: w3! you're arrested!
E2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LETT MEE GOOOOOOOOO SHDSFNERGE
by Krcnos November 18, 2021
by bigredbird February 16, 2023
A sociopath, who is also selfish, vengeful, mean, rude and uses those that fall in love with them. They cannot be faithful and they cannot love.
"... Come to find out, Andrea's fiancé, Mike, ended up being an mpc! He threw her out like garbage just as she fell in love with him. "
by ABM11 January 20, 2023
by MRflimpam59 July 27, 2021