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"Remember Barbie? She is such a modessa"
by Handlethat April 10, 2015
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montessori's revenge: the shit children give their parents after learning never to take "No," as an answer at (Montessori) schools and home.
The Smiths are suffering montessori's revenge from their daughter; damn, she gives them hell every time they tell her no.
by TooSick4U December 18, 2011
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Very rare. If you’ve met her consider yourself very blessed. She’s something like a unicorn, magical, beautiful and majestic. Loyal, hard loving and someone you’ll never forget.
Have you ever met Montessa? “You mean they’re real? 😱
by The true Phoenix June 25, 2020
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Name of Italian woman doctor and anthropologist who studied children's behavior for the first half of the 20th century. She developed an educational system that allows children to learn and experience the world with the goal of being a thoughtful, contributing member of society. Often called "cosmic education" because of its well-rounded approach. Very often misunderstood in the USA because teacher-led classrooms are in direct opposition to Montessori's student-led method of learning.
That Montessori school has it going on: geography, practical life, grace and courtesy, a garden, and those kids can read, write, and do math!!
by Montessori Mama September 2, 2005
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A joke of a school in every way possible. Every student that attends hates the school and shits on it daily. There are way too many rules and the teachers are ass. It's dead.
"I wish I would have never gone to Clark Montessori"
by Elddir April 11, 2017
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a place where grassed cowlike humans go.
they're okay at volleyball when against a
melancholy team, horrible at cross country. a
school to go to if you want to be made fun of, get devoured in the face by a kickball or BOTH! it's
in an odd part of milwaukee where the roads are gloomy and littered with trash. speaking of trash, the school lunch is literal dogs shit with jello-like syrup and burger buns that are soggier than moist crackers after you put them in the same container as your cheese. it’s truly amazing how many bitchy students can fit in a small classroom with a bitchy substitute because the teacher got pregnant. if you want moldy homework and peers that just can’t seem to act normally, maryland is the place to go!
Maryland Avenue Montessori (Mary-land Av-eh-new Mon-tess-orry)

A school that
“I heard we’re playing against Maryland…”
“That’s the place where all the cows go??”
“Ew”
“Yeah”
by An angry teen December 9, 2021
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What a black maid says to her boss when serving a second round of tea
Scuze me Mr. Jackson, moteesa
by The Phantom strikes June 12, 2003
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