MOBSCAPE

verb. to pretend you are using your mobile/cell phone in order to avoid having to talk to anyone you don't like.

noun the act of mobscaping

Siobhan, there's your ex. "Time to mobscape, then."

MOBSCAPE by hakam June 24, 2011

Mowscape 

The physical act of landscaping with a lawnmower.
Set the lawn mower to the lowest possible setting,
Run over and grind anything in your way.

There was a bump in the lawn so I Mowscaped it and now it has gone.

Mowscape by Skotishoki December 9, 2017