A variation of the classic game of baseketball. That is, a cross of a cross between baseball and basketball. Nine innings of two teams of rusty degenerates taking turns kicking a volleyball at patio furniture arranged to resemble some sort of retarded baseball field. Missing a chair results in an out and catching a deflected ball with one hand results in a double play. Teams are encouraged to talk trash to opponents in an attempt to break their focus with humiliation and questioning their manhood and sexual orientation. This sport is alleged to have originated in the orange sandy desert of the Moab, The Godfather of this sport may smack the ball down at any point and initiate a new rule to his ever-changing liking.
by MaliOMali July 16, 2018
Maybe Over A Beer Sometime...
When an explanation or story might require the teller to be drinking to fully articulate.
When an explanation or story might require the teller to be drinking to fully articulate.
by belt500 August 13, 2008
The pitts of hell. Where most kids are too pathetic or bored to make up their own imaginery games and cruise up and down main.
by MDJP July 2, 2005
Ugly, hairy, bony, repulsive looking legs and feet, oftentimes scarred and covered with festering wounds and scabs and bandages from various accidents. These accidents occur as a result of over-zealous participants of mountain biking, cycling, rock climbing, kayking, river rafting, hiking and other forms of outdoor recreation popular everywhere, but especially in the mountain west and southwest, hence the name. Other names include Sedona legs and Kokopelli trail legs. People with Moab legs often use their scars and wounds as bragging rights with a story to go with each one of them. Made even worse by wearing flip flops or Teva sandals. Moab legs are most often seen in men who absolutely insist on wearing shorts from at least April to the following October, without regard to how disgusting their legs appear to other people. They are also seen in women which is really, really replulsive.
Fran: Ewwww! Did you seen Mack's Moab legs? How disgusting! Just look at all the scabs, scars and wounds. Why does he have to wear shorts? Doesn't he realize that some people have no desire to see his ugly, hairy legs?
Dan: He doesn't care how ugly his legs look. To him, they make a statement. My cousin Linda has Moab legs too. If you think Mack's are disgusting, hers are even worse. Think of a hippy chick's legs only with festering, oozing wounds.
Fran: I would rather not.
Dan: He doesn't care how ugly his legs look. To him, they make a statement. My cousin Linda has Moab legs too. If you think Mack's are disgusting, hers are even worse. Think of a hippy chick's legs only with festering, oozing wounds.
Fran: I would rather not.
by Graycat August 10, 2009
Massive Ornary Air Blimp; The first blimp in the Bloons TD series. It was a white blimp with ceramics on top, but has since changed to be blue with 3 white stripes. Children: 4 Ceramics. Parent: BFB.
Player 3: *farming*
Player 1: OH IS THAT ROUND 40 COMING UP? *warns everyone*
Player 2: *places down a super monkey*
Player 3: *still farming*
Player 4: *does nothing*
MOAB: *comes*
10 seconds later: *monkeys dying*
Player 1: OH IS THAT ROUND 40 COMING UP? *warns everyone*
Player 2: *places down a super monkey*
Player 3: *still farming*
Player 4: *does nothing*
MOAB: *comes*
10 seconds later: *monkeys dying*
by Joao3 February 19, 2023
by h……………… March 25, 2022
the man who is the product of incest between Lot and his firstborn daughter according to Genesis 19:31 - 37.
the kids and the descendants of the man who is a product of Lot having sex with his biological daughter.
modern-day so-called chinese people, so-called asian people, so-called asians, so-called orientals, moabites with the hooded eyelids who eat live octupus, jiggly cakes, and who say pork tastes sweet, sweeter than all the other meats.
a dunghill.
a washpot.
heathens.
going extinct.
for the streets.
a people group who are not eligible to marry any Israelite persons according to the laws, statutes, and commandments of the GOD from the Bible with whom the Israelites have a covenant. No other agreement can trump that agreement.
the kids and the descendants of the man who is a product of Lot having sex with his biological daughter.
modern-day so-called chinese people, so-called asian people, so-called asians, so-called orientals, moabites with the hooded eyelids who eat live octupus, jiggly cakes, and who say pork tastes sweet, sweeter than all the other meats.
a dunghill.
a washpot.
heathens.
going extinct.
for the streets.
a people group who are not eligible to marry any Israelite persons according to the laws, statutes, and commandments of the GOD from the Bible with whom the Israelites have a covenant. No other agreement can trump that agreement.
by Vita Smart July 15, 2022