Ugly, hairy, bony, repulsive looking legs
and feet, oftentimes scarred and covered with festering wounds and scabs and bandages from
various accidents. These accidents occur as a result of over-zealous participants of mountain
biking, cycling, rock climbing, kayking, river rafting, hiking and other forms of outdoor recreation popular everywhere, but especially in the mountain
west and southwest, hence
the name. Other names include
and Kokopelli trail legs
. People with Moab legs
often use their scars and wounds as bragging rights
with a story to go with each one of them. Made even worse by wearing flip flops or Teva sandals. Moab legs
are most often seen
in men who absolutely insist on wearing shorts from
at least April to the following October, without
regard to how disgusting their legs
appear to other people. They are also seen
which is really, really replulsive.
Fran: Ewwww! Did you seen Mack's Moab
legs? How disgusting! Just look at all the scabs, scars and wounds. Why does he have
shorts? Doesn't he realize that some people have
no desire to see his ugly, hairy legs?
Dan: He doesn't care how ugly his legs look. To him, they make a statement. My cousin Linda has Moab
legs too. If you think
Mack's are disgusting, hers are even worse. Think
of a hippy chick's legs only with festering, oozing wounds.
Fran: I would rather not.