Baby momma central. The rejects of Hennepin county are sent to Stearns county. They have created a baby momma central and brought the baby momma/daddy drama with them. Good news for the single ladies because some cute baby daddies come and visit on their offspring on the weekends. So if he’s out here “visiting family” he means his kids. Never believe a man in st.Cloud, MN if they say they don’t have kids. They are probably homeless as well. Also it’s rare for any of the baby mommas to have actual mattresses, so if she has kids, be prepared for back problems. (Not good ones )
Also a lot of racist cops, a lot of Somalians, and a lot of STDs/STIs. Beware.
Also a lot of racist cops, a lot of Somalians, and a lot of STDs/STIs. Beware.
“St.Cloud, MN only offers STDs and a few college degrees”
“He was so cute! I met him at the bar in St.Cloud.
Oh yeah? How many kids does he have?”
“I’m looking for somewhere that accepts section 8 in St.Cloud, MN that allows pets, enough rooms for 5 kids, accepts felons and/or bad credit and bad rental history”
“He was so cute! I met him at the bar in St.Cloud.
Oh yeah? How many kids does he have?”
“I’m looking for somewhere that accepts section 8 in St.Cloud, MN that allows pets, enough rooms for 5 kids, accepts felons and/or bad credit and bad rental history”
by GetHit May 24, 2021
Hawley is a small town and is a literal shithole with nothing but meth heads and pot smokers. There is no proper snow clearing of the roads during winter, so when you turn too fast... you drift.
by Thatcrackhead@Hawley February 9, 2020
A small town in Minnesota located 5 miles from Iowa and 8 miles from South Dakota. It was named after a guy with the last name of Hills, but is one of the flattest places in the midwest.
by uarnerual January 14, 2009
You know that stupid ass place Plainview, MN? Well welcome to it’s little cum stain of a brother. I should say half brother because people here have half the amount of chromosomes too. Didn’t think that was possible? The town is small, the people are retarded and the whole place smells like cooch sweat and rotten cow uterus. Imagine having one gas station in a town and the owners don’t speak English. Like bitch this is a America not the DMV. Anyways, the place is ass and the people are segregated into 4 sections. Poverty, daddy issues, MegaFaggots™️
And the people who were in charge of the 9/11 attack on the World Trade Center. Oh, and the rich white people who live in peace. But it has its perks don’t get me wrong, it is TWO licenced gun ranges both labeled “public school” and plenty of places to get weed and alcohol so you can get light it up like and Orlando gay bar. And after your done with that. You can do absolutely fucking nothing bc there is nothing else to fucking do in this nut sack of a town. At least Plainview hides they’re poverty. Elgin just lets it out for all to see like your mom’s saggy boobs. But, I mean if you’re alright with living in a place where the syphilis is high, the chromosomes are low and you constantly feel like there’s a bomb threat when you go and pump gas. Then Elgin sounds like the right place for your sorry ass!
And the people who were in charge of the 9/11 attack on the World Trade Center. Oh, and the rich white people who live in peace. But it has its perks don’t get me wrong, it is TWO licenced gun ranges both labeled “public school” and plenty of places to get weed and alcohol so you can get light it up like and Orlando gay bar. And after your done with that. You can do absolutely fucking nothing bc there is nothing else to fucking do in this nut sack of a town. At least Plainview hides they’re poverty. Elgin just lets it out for all to see like your mom’s saggy boobs. But, I mean if you’re alright with living in a place where the syphilis is high, the chromosomes are low and you constantly feel like there’s a bomb threat when you go and pump gas. Then Elgin sounds like the right place for your sorry ass!
“Hey bro, the ‘Your mother’s a fat bitch awards’ are happening in Elgin, MN on Sunday. You wanna go?”
“Hell yeah! Only if you promise not to fuck my moms belly button again.”
“Ok. It’s gotten loose since last time anyways”
“Hell yeah! Only if you promise not to fuck my moms belly button again.”
“Ok. It’s gotten loose since last time anyways”
by Mike Honcho (aka Daddy) 💦 February 18, 2021
Home of the big booty bitches and thug cock 's. The town consists of one of the largest high schools in the state. Hence, plenty of muff diving, cleveland steamer 's, and slaymaker 's. On a daily basis a typical thug cock may smoke massive amounts of marijuana or possibly just be down to toungue punch some vagilla. Thug cocks never fall for pussuasion but may fall under the category of a pusswacker. The high school revolves around one class, vagimatics. So as you can see Stillwater is a fine place to be raised and guarantees a life long journey as a muff ball.
by stillwater's finesttttt February 23, 2011
The ideal hometown. Great place to grow up, and go to school. The community aspect of Buffalo High School is unbeatable. The pride we have makes our fans the best in the state, no matter the sport. Small town feeling, big city opportunities. Friday and saturday nights at a bonfire or a house/shed party are far better than the typical town. Buffalo kids just know how to throw down, and if nothing is going on, its easy to get together with the bros to create some trouble, and some stories to tell. Theres a few wangsters, and stuck-ups but for the most part everyone is family and just there to have a good time. No place better. All about that country music, a bonfire and a case of coors.
Can't wait to get back to Buffalo, MN to get together with the gang and rage our faces off.
Wish I grew up in Buffalo, MN, they know how to have a good time.
Wish I grew up in Buffalo, MN, they know how to have a good time.
by Always a Bison November 29, 2012
Lakeville Minnesota is a town where you will find all sorts of people . The rich upper class prudes, Lower class stoners who some how obtain money to buy the things they need, homeless teenagers, bitches, sluts, jocks, etc . Then you have the police that have nothing better to do all day but follow around the local bad asses who are nothing but a big family "The Famm" doing what they need to, to survive . The use of cigarettes is at an astounding rate by the many under aged teens you are probably afraid your kids might end up like one day . Although these kids may smoke, drink, and think life has no purpose but to fucking party (and the town whores who like sex.. A LOT) they are some of the sweetest people you will find yourself coming across while your pumping gas at your car in the McKwik parking lot or brining your small children to play at the beach . By the way, Lakeville South . This world loves you even if we may have lost to some rich ass kids from Lakeville North .
"I smell bacon I smell grease . Oh my god it's the Lakeville police ! Oh shit, time to dip !" - Lakeville South
"Oh shit, another STD.." -Lakeville North
Thats Lakeville, MN for ya
"Oh shit, another STD.." -Lakeville North
Thats Lakeville, MN for ya
by Gahhgahhhh October 14, 2010