A bunch of idiotic people who think up fake things that happened to them while they're in the shower, then text to random people "I love you" even though most of those people in their phone book is either their mom, dad, or family.
The averagee's don't have lives because they spend 45 minutes reading 8-419 pages of MLIA a day.
The averagee's don't have lives because they spend 45 minutes reading 8-419 pages of MLIA a day.
Today, I went to the store. I was looking at a pretty girl, she looked at me too. I quickly went into closest aisle there was. It was the feminine products. At least she knows I'm a girl. MLIA
by PINEAPPPPPLE August 5, 2009
Today, I decided to read the bottom of my tissue box. It said, "Blow it loud, blow it proud." It made me smile. MLIA.
by SKIDYPANTS September 22, 2009
Norberto: I proposed to my girlfriend with a plastic ring this weekend.
Tanya: Aww that's totally MLIA.
Tanya: Aww that's totally MLIA.
by JH&MM! December 19, 2009
A group of the coolest people you'll ever meet. They love Harry Potter, dislike Twilight and Justin Bieber, can get easily entertained by a pair of socks and their life mission is to find Waldo.
by ineedausername1234 July 5, 2011
A spin off of FML that allows people to post the average going-ons of their lives. These are frequently nerdy but none the less awesome. Ignore those who say otherwise.
Batman, Ninjas, and Harry Potter make frequent appearances.
Batman, Ninjas, and Harry Potter make frequent appearances.
Today on campus I saw a person dressed as scissors, a rock, and paper. The person dressed as the rock proceeded to run across the field and tackle the scissors. It was the most epic game of rock, paper, scissors I have ever seen. MLIA
by llamahat October 20, 2009
Stands for "My Life is Average", a website in which people could share those simple, and mundane events of their lives. However, the vast majority of contributors apparently have no concept of what "average" means or they lead such spectacularly awesome lives, while we lead horribly boring ones. Older posts reflected facets of day to day life, but newer submissions seem to feature sensationalized stories about their teachers, Harry Potter-related encounters, the well-cultured homeless, epiphanies, and other things that bring shame to our dull existence.
Old MLIA post: Today, I spilled some milk on the kitchen floor and I tried to wipe it all, but I missed a spot. MLIA
Newer Post: Today, I went to buy some groceries. Feeling a little adventurous, I screamed "Sectumsempra!!" at the elderly cashier. She proceeded to writhe in agony for the next few minutes, and winked. Best. Day. Ever. :) MLIA
Newer Post: Today, I went to buy some groceries. Feeling a little adventurous, I screamed "Sectumsempra!!" at the elderly cashier. She proceeded to writhe in agony for the next few minutes, and winked. Best. Day. Ever. :) MLIA
by LesDebunkers May 3, 2011
An acronym for the website, My Life Is Average. MLIA posts are written about dailey life in the Kingdom od Average ruled over by the incredibly fair, kind wizard, Harry Potter. It is located next to Narnia, a country the people of Average have exceptionally good relations. They have such good relations with Narnia that they helped Narnia in the battle of Narnia, resulting in citizens of Average often randomly yeslling out, "For Narnia!" It is a known fact that MLIAers despise those from the kingdom of Twilight which is ruled over by the evil, corrupt king Justin Bieber and his queen Rebecca Black. So on the site MLIA, rude but exceptionally truthful remarks can often be found about Twilight and it's rulers. A fact to be noted about the citizens is that most are really secretly ninjas, so it is not wise to insult one. The kingdom of Blank and its website DBPB is among divided opinion among the populace. Overall, Average is a truthful, jolly, and wonderful place to visit as can be seen on the website. Though, unfortunately, enemy spies occasionally sneak onto the sight and post dreadful and untrue stories. Fortunately, that is a rare occurance and the Kingdom of Average remains a wonderful place to visit.
Today while visiting my grandfather in a nursing home, I saw an elderly man drinking from a pepper shaker. MLIA
Today, I was outside walking my dog. I saw a guy walking up the street. He was very muscular guy and he was wearing a short, sparkly dress. His friends were walking behind him taking pictures.I asked him why he had on a dress and he said that he lost a bet. I took a picture with him. MLIA
Today, I was outside walking my dog. I saw a guy walking up the street. He was very muscular guy and he was wearing a short, sparkly dress. His friends were walking behind him taking pictures.I asked him why he had on a dress and he said that he lost a bet. I took a picture with him. MLIA
by maskofevil May 30, 2011