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MLIA - acronym for "My Life Is Average"

A spinoff site from "FML," except filled with people posting average happenings in their daily lives.

In the beginning, most posts were funny as the events actually were mundane. Now, the site is full of Harry Potter geeks and dorks who try to make witty statements in order to impress people and make them think they are funny.
Today, I was walking down the street and then I yelled "Expecto Patronum!" and nothing happened. I'm not Harry Potter. This is an average statement because I mentioned Harry Potter and it didn't happen in really life. HAHA Isn't my life average? MLIA

Today, I tried to make an epic MLIA post. I failed. lulz. MLIA
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MLIA, a website containing anecdotes of people's everyday lives.
Originally standing for 'My Life Is Average' but due to recent trends has become 'My Life Is Amusing' and will very soon become 'My Lie Is Annoying'. This is due to the many copied and false stories.
"Wow, almost every post of MLIA is a reposts."

"No one of MLIA can spell, that's why you can tell all the stories and born from a little thing called Copy and Paste."
by Carn899 December 26, 2009
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Originally a site that parodied the stories of FML (Fuck My Life), it posted boring, simple and insignificant moments in life.

However, it is now, for the most part, an anonymous Twitter where pre-teens get shits and giggles from making obvious shout-outs to their boyfriends/best friends/crush/cancer patients, stories about how clever they can be in dissing Twilight, pathetic Harry Potter jokes, and idiotic Mystery Google moments. Yeah, your life is real average.
Today, my teacher made a clever joke that was so funny that I just have to tell everyone. I have such an awesome school!!! MLIA.

Today, I was bored so I went on mystery google. I typed in " Twilight Sucks" it then came up as " for sure " , thank you mystery google for assuring me that im not the only one that doesnt like twilight =) . MLIA
by yuudachi December 04, 2009
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1. Only the coolest website on the web!
2. Also, it's what you put after an ironic, epic, or karma-y message on the web.
1. MyLifeIsAverage dotcom is a really cool site!!
2. Today, I was walking down 3rd street and I saw a homeless man with a sign that said,"This will be you in 45 years if you don't give me a high-five. FTW!" I didn't give him a high-five. MLIA
by Catsoup June 13, 2010
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Stands for My Life is Average. MLIA is a spinoff of FML that was originally created for users to document daily life. However, it has now been infested with homosexual suburban white children who make up fake stories and post them in an attempt to impress and make other people laugh. The demographic includes Harry Potter nerds, Twilight haters, Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus haters, 5-year-old suburban white girls from Nebraska, etc.

Posters frequently post about how something awesome happened at their school, such as a professor dressing up as a banana and reading fairy tales to the class. Quite obviously, these stories are fake; if they were real, then all MLIA posters probably attend Faggot High School.

MLIA posts are supposed to begin with "Today" and end with "MLIA". However, many posters are so busy fabricating their bullshit stories that they forget to do so. Recently, a trend has developed where posters chronicle an exciting event and end their post with a matter-of-fact statement, such as "Life. Complete." or "I love _____." This statement is meant to be the "punchline" of the pathetic joke that posters are trying to tell.
Real MLIA post:
"Today, I went to Burger King for dinner. Then I went home and watched The Hangover. MLIA."

Note the documentation of events that truly happen in average life.

Fake MLIA post:
"Today, I woke up and decided to dress up as Harry Potter. When I got to school, I discovered that my friends had dressed up as Harry Potter characters as well. Then all of a sudden the entire grade started singing "The Mysterious Ticking Noise" in the hallway. I love my school. MLIA."

Note the documentation of an event that could never happen, except at Faggot High School in Homoville, Nebraska. Also note the homosexuality portrayed by the poster and his matter-of-fact conclusion of "I love my school."
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MLIA(my life is avrage)
A website full of lovers, of Harry Potter, Disney movies, Coloring Books, Ninjas, Dinoswars, Bubble Wrap, and the occasonal Tree Climber, and twi****t haters, who slip on banana peels, read(way to much), sing at random times, and go on intense adventures. There is an avrage word of the daY, AND THE OCCASONIAL NINJA(invisibLE) WORD(STUPID CAPs lock)EX. pseudonym, ,or soap.
EX. Today, I looked up the definition of Edward Cullen in Urban dictionary. The first definition was "A psycho who goes into girls bedrooms to watch them sleep. May or may not sparkle." To make things better, the example was "This guy is a total Edward Cullen! Crept into my room again last night!". This pretty much made my day. MLIA
by allreadytaken November 27, 2010
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My Life Is Awesome. To combat all those sad people who love to say FML.
"Today, my teacher saw me texting under the desk and grabbed my phone. She didnt grab my penis. MLIA."
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