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Mikael/Michael 

a. The steretypical name of a person who is a sadboi, or always pretends to have depression even though it's obvious they aren't, much like Karens are used for obnoxious women in their late 30's/40's or Kyles for young men ages 19-early 20's who pretend to be "macho" or badass
b. alternative term for a sadboi
"Did you hear how Mikael/Michael always gets sad whenever we talk about relationships?"
"Stereotypical Mikael/Michael, always the sadboi"
Mikael/Michael by zxcvbhjkl September 18, 2021
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Mikaeel M 

An incredibly whipped individual
He's a Mikaeel M for her
Mikaeel M by Jeffd June 4, 2015

Mikael Akerfeldt 

Mikael Akerfeldt is the main force (singer, lead guitarist, and songwriter) behind the legendary progressive metal band Opeth. He is a fantastic guitarist and lyricist, but his true, unique genius lies in the arrangement of his compositions. Akerfeldt writes incredibly complicated songs, often ten or twelve minutes in length. His career and talent have only improved over the years, and he doesn't seem to be slowing down at all. Hail, Mikael Akerfeldt, one of the greatest artists to ever walk the Earth.
'Listening to Mikael Akerfeldt's band while tripping on acid will literally cause your head to implode.'

Mikael Åkerfeldt

The sexiest man alive. Capable of seducing any woman with his singing and killing any man with his growls.
Mikael Åkerfeldt: Gone through days without talking, there is a comfort in silence.

Woman: Oh my god, please have sex with me!

Mikael Åkerfeldt: DEAFENING SHRIEKS PIERCED THE NIIIIIIIGHT!!!

Man: *Dies violent death*
Mikael, well what can you say bout Mikael. He's funny, smart, and practicallly everything under the sun! One thing i know for sure is i think he is too awesome to be my friend. Also im jealous of every girl that is talking to him when im not. He makes me smile everyday when im mad at him. When im sad or lonely he makes me feel way better. He is in my mind a sport freak. He plays football, baseball, and a "man sport" water polo ;)! But i love him for that. He makes my heart race fast just by looking at me. His smile is so contagous. Sometimes he laughs at random things but thats ok. Random would also be a good word for him. He makes random noices and brings up random conversations. Well, if i were to list how i felt about Mikael you would be here a while and ive only known Mikael for like 2 months. Today i say tht i am proud to know Mikael! :)
Mia202: Hey i just texted Marcel all day.

Pinch06: Yeah, I sat by Mikael today! :)

Mia202: I hate you!!

Pinch06: ik your jealous!! :)

Mia06: yess i am
Mikael by moinch20y October 16, 2011

Mikael Blomkvist 

The male protagonist of Steig Larsson's Millenium Trilogy. Intelligent, caring, and a ladies man of respect. Helped solve the 40-year mystery of the disappearance of Harriet Vanger while working with Lisbeth Salander, possibly the most awesome female protagonist ever.
Mikael Blomkvist was hired to help Henrik Vanger find his neice in Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, helped bring to justice several members of a sex-trafficking ring in the Girl Who Played With Fire, and stood by Lisbeth's side when she was on trial for crimes she didn't commit.
Mikael Blomkvist by Villainouspandora September 20, 2010
A beautiful soul. The nicest person you'll ever meet. Everybody loves him. He is so wise. Usually has everyone coming to him for advice and yet hardly anyone will listen to his troubles. Always knows the right thing to say but also wishes there was someone who knew how to treat him. Because of this he is easy to love and yet he is cautious about where he shows his affections.
Matt- 'oh I really need some advice. Where is mikael when you need him?'
Mikael by Appletree February 5, 2010