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"Mother Fucking Taylor Bridges" A common expression in the small town of Brevard, North Carolina used in a situation where grave accomplishment or severe wrath has taken place in an ode to the town hero, Taylor Bridges.
Dude, I ripped my shoulder out of my socket doing CrossFit then drove my Nissan Frontier up a tree to save a batch of Koalas, I'm so MFTB right now!!!! URGGGG
by MotherFuckinTaylorBridges January 30, 2011
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Guy 1: Dude all of her shit is starting to piss me off.

Guy 2: Mftbs, you're too good for her anyways.
by wellp June 25, 2010
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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