pronounced 'muf-jotsey'. Accronym for Mincey Fagweeny Jockey Of The Sausage Extraordinaire. Someone who minces, is a little fag-ish, and has a penchant for jockeying sausage (think penis).

My bro is a MFJOTSE

MFJOTSE by B.Gibb March 19, 2011

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MFJGABAAIHTGSH

A way to leave a forum in a creative way. My Friend Just Got Abducted By Aliens And I Have To Go Save Him/Her

Hi can we talk...
Sorry... MFJGAAIHTGSH

MFJGABAAIHTGSH by Box9Missingo August 30, 2005

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MFJM

The week where Ed McMahan, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson and Billy Mays died.

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- OH SHIT, THERES SOME SCREAMING PITCHMAN ANGELS DOING THE MOONWALK STANDING NEXT TO JOHNNY CARSON!!

- That would be MFJM.

MFJM by spartaaaaaaaa June 28, 2009

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MFJAZZ

The best human in the world, he is the brightest light out there and ill the colors of the rainbow. If you ever get the chance to meet him, hold on tight and don't let him go, because the moment he leaves is when everything goes terribly. He is the best and most genuine guy out there, super chill, has many great friends, and he's never boring to talk to. You could talk to him for hours and never get bored. He super cool and I hope he sees this one day....I might have to tell him to look it up tho.....

I spent 5 hours playing vrchat with MFJAZZ last night!!!

MFJAZZ by XxJayceeBunnyxX February 25, 2022

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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