by di3rn May 2, 2021
MDS stands for michael defense squad. it's a groupchat on twitter made of 4/4 5sos stans. it's a groupchat where everyone's opinion and identity is respected. honestly the best groupchat on twitter, full of love, support and hyping each other up.
by cliffordlftv August 14, 2020
MDS (Midget Dick Syndrome) or a group of symptoms which consistently occur together, or a condition characterized by a set of associated symptoms with having a small penis at birth.
MDS was discovered when David Smith a Naples native man went to the hospital due to the social affects of what woman had to say about his penis. Dr.mike ock diagnosed Mr.Smith on 2/4/2023 with MDS an incurable syndrome that causes his penis to remain small.
Currently there are no medicines or treatments available for MDS. However, patient 0 Mr.Smith tells those affected to remain confident and hopeful of further research.
MDS was discovered when David Smith a Naples native man went to the hospital due to the social affects of what woman had to say about his penis. Dr.mike ock diagnosed Mr.Smith on 2/4/2023 with MDS an incurable syndrome that causes his penis to remain small.
Currently there are no medicines or treatments available for MDS. However, patient 0 Mr.Smith tells those affected to remain confident and hopeful of further research.
David Smith was diagnosed with MDS as a young man.
by MDS62818192 February 4, 2023
by AG2021 August 19, 2021
MDS (mask derangement syndrome) is a newly diagnosed disease that causes irrational fear of face coverings causing such side effects as belief in a deep state and the belief that anyone who doesn’t share conservative political beliefs is a socialist which basically makes them non human and their lives irrelevant. It’s an awful affliction. No known treatment has been discovered for this disease but using reason and logic when communicating with someone who has contracted MDS only tends to worsen symptoms. Please help raise awareness of this illness.
Karen just said she’s worried that wearing a mask will cause permanent lung damage. Karen has severe MDS.
by Dr.knowledge8888 August 28, 2020
"Man I had to go to the hospital and get surgery"
"Woah, for what!?"
"My girlfriend told me to get rid of my MDS."
"What's that?"
"Massive Dick Syndrome, she says it makes playing 'just the tip' is just like having sex with an average sized dick."
"Woah, for what!?"
"My girlfriend told me to get rid of my MDS."
"What's that?"
"Massive Dick Syndrome, she says it makes playing 'just the tip' is just like having sex with an average sized dick."
by Slam_Diggity January 18, 2015