MASP

Middle-Aged Smarty Pants: an older over-achiever, smart, educated, and still learning.

"Susie went back to school for her PhD at age 45. She's such a MASP."

MASP by Science Mercenary May 3, 2014

Masp

You tried to type "maps" into the search bar to get to google maps but you misspelled it.

I wonder when this place opens, I'll check on google masp.

Masp by hatrian July 28, 2022

masputo 

From the Spanish word "Puto", which means faggot or gay. When it is used as "Masputo", it means something that is REALLY, REAllY gay. In his stand-up act, George Lopez: America's Mexican, he mentions puto as in being gay and masputo as an even gayer form of puto.

"look at how masputo that guy looks walking his dog by himself."

masputo by jaun chingon October 24, 2007

Maspeth highschool

A school filled with white kids asking for your juul. It's 24/7 staining season in maspeth high school. Their favorite line is "yo you got a juul?? Lemme hit I need a buzz" if you cheif their pod you'll never be able to hit that juul again. But be careful. If u get caught, they drag their days of Suspension and take your shit away.

* Norma days in maspeth highschool*
Random white boy: *hitting a juul in the bathroom*
Juul feen 1: "can I hit your juul?"
Random white boy: aii but don't cheif the pod it's my last pod"
Juul feen 2: "can I hit too? "
Random white boy: sure but don't cheif it
Juul feen 3: "can I hit too"
Juul feen 2: " nah don't ruin the rotation"
Random white boy: *gets their pod Cheifed wit a quarter left of juice in the pod*
(assistant principal): "come here and walk to my office. You were holding a juul so you are suspended for 4 days"
Random white boy: *A week later, buys a new juul and a pack of pods*
Juul feen 1: "yo how u get suspended??? Can I hit your juul???"
Random white boy:" no nigga"
*five minutes later*
*Walks into class from the bathroom*
Random white boy: "they took my juul and pods..."
Random white boys friend: "ha nigga u just got stained. How u gone let them do that to u"

Maspeth highschool by Juulfeen 1 December 12, 2018

maspberry 

A slur used against crazy or coocoo people.

Tom: Jerry was bouncing off the walls today!
Tim: What an udder maspberry he is!

maspberry by Sage the major Sage August 30, 2023

Maspeth 

a place in 'queens' that's not really queens

is it brooklyn or queens or irish or italian or spanish i dont even know anymore maspeth

Maspeth by dukerz April 1, 2008

masprobation 

the time period where one decides to stop masterbating to prove a point or to give their junk a rest

Dude, ive wacked off so many times that my dick is starting to peel. I think im gonna start a masprobation period.

masprobation by El Cabo February 5, 2010