The brilliant idea founded by a great thinker who went by the internet alias "normalboy"; stating that abortions should be manditory in order to 1) bring down the population, 2) decrease the rate of idiots that roam the planet, and 3) to anger absolutely anyone who found abortions to be wrong.
"I'm tellin ya, if we had manditory abortions, we wouldn't have all these idiots for presidents, and not to mention all the japoseurs would be gone. :D"
by Normalboy June 21, 2004
1. When your boss or CO (commanding officer in military terms) makes it a requirement to show up to a pick-nic, BBQ, or some other stupid crap in order to build "team spirit" or "esprit de corp."
2. Your boss has no friends of his/her own, and decides that all of his/her subordinates should show up to one of his/her lame functions.
3. The Colonel or Sergeant Major have no friends and everyone hates them. Therefore, their subordinates are required to put on their 'Class A' or 'Dress Blue' uniforms and listen to some old guys make drunken, teary-eyed toasts to their first pair of jump boots.
2. Your boss has no friends of his/her own, and decides that all of his/her subordinates should show up to one of his/her lame functions.
3. The Colonel or Sergeant Major have no friends and everyone hates them. Therefore, their subordinates are required to put on their 'Class A' or 'Dress Blue' uniforms and listen to some old guys make drunken, teary-eyed toasts to their first pair of jump boots.
Platoon Sergeant: "Tomorrow is the brigade ball. Everyone is required to attend.
Private: "Is this one of those MANDITORY FUN DAY's, Sergeant?
Private: "Is this one of those MANDITORY FUN DAY's, Sergeant?
by pissed off grunt January 18, 2011
A Mandatory Sex Party is a party where once you walk in the door, you are obligated to have sex. These parties often disguise themselves as costume parties, birthday parties, or baby showers. But THEN as soon as they entice people in the door, they are all "guess what this actually is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!"
Then the raping would commence.
Then the raping would commence.
"Last night, I went to my friends halloween party, only to discover that it was ACTUALLY one of his crazy Manditory Sex Parties. I had to get 7 stiches in my asshole and 9 in my mouth.
by CumBucket69HellWhore July 11, 2010
The politically correct way of saying "Bum's Rush."
The Liberal Words for "Bum's Rush."
The forcible ejection from a saloon, performed on an objectionable person by a bouncer. It is done by grabbing the offender by the shirt collar and the belt, and pushing him out the door.
The Liberal Words for "Bum's Rush."
The forcible ejection from a saloon, performed on an objectionable person by a bouncer. It is done by grabbing the offender by the shirt collar and the belt, and pushing him out the door.
"I got the bum's rush from Finkbein's bar last night."
"Oh, you must never say 'bum's rush!' That will offend white liberals! Instead,you should say 'homeless person's manditory egression.'"
"Oh, you must never say 'bum's rush!' That will offend white liberals! Instead,you should say 'homeless person's manditory egression.'"
by Cap'n Bullmoose September 1, 2008