When 45th president Donald J. Trump created a deluded version of reality, in order to back up his opinions.
by A. Hater December 31, 2020
Blue MAGA is a term directed toward liberals who have lost their damned minds and who now support war and genocide because ORANGE MAN BAD!
Blue MAGA is screeching on X right now, "ORANGE MAN BAD GOT INDICTED IN GEORGIA! HE FINALLY GO PRISON!"
by Barebeautybody August 15, 2023
Noun
In 2016, when Russia and Republicans couldn't rig the Democrat Primary for Putin's Plan B, Bernie Sanders, professional loser Jill Stein offered Bernie Sanders her Green Party slot on the ballot. Other Berniecrats who have embraced the Putinist include Nina Turner, and various Squad members who say they support the Green New Deal, yet support Russian oligarchs and their Climate Changing petroleum. By taking China's side against TPP and pollution, these Bernie Bros revealed themselves once again to be Blue MAGA -- until indictments confirmed that they were never True Blue Democrats at all. Hence they became known as the Green Tea Party, or simply Green MAGA.
In more recent times, the Berniecrats' support of Putin and Trump resulted in the reversal of Roe V Wade, and AOC was among the first to adopt the Green garb of a cult group being run by Bob Akavian, using people's anger at Republicans' desire to rape and control women into a grift to take money AWAY from pro-choice groups.
In 2016, when Russia and Republicans couldn't rig the Democrat Primary for Putin's Plan B, Bernie Sanders, professional loser Jill Stein offered Bernie Sanders her Green Party slot on the ballot. Other Berniecrats who have embraced the Putinist include Nina Turner, and various Squad members who say they support the Green New Deal, yet support Russian oligarchs and their Climate Changing petroleum. By taking China's side against TPP and pollution, these Bernie Bros revealed themselves once again to be Blue MAGA -- until indictments confirmed that they were never True Blue Democrats at all. Hence they became known as the Green Tea Party, or simply Green MAGA.
In more recent times, the Berniecrats' support of Putin and Trump resulted in the reversal of Roe V Wade, and AOC was among the first to adopt the Green garb of a cult group being run by Bob Akavian, using people's anger at Republicans' desire to rape and control women into a grift to take money AWAY from pro-choice groups.
"Why did AOC try to protest Nancy Pelosi over Green legislation that Pelosi has actually been an active proponent of for years?"
"What else would you expect from Green MAGA???"
"What else would you expect from Green MAGA???"
by the modhatter July 19, 2022
An average hillbilly that loves MAGA, President Donald Trump, Worshipping Fake Jesus, Harassing Minorities, Sucking up handguns and eating shit at the same time while fucking their 2nd cousin with expired Condoms. but Relying on Food stamps and hates anything "Obama-Related." Forgetting that they use stolen toilet paper drinking Budwiesers and do drugs while watching the next episode of Barney and Friends on PBS Kids on their Stolen Old Standard TV. They are the worst Rural Motherfuckers Money can't buy. They like to drink Jack Daniel's Whisky found in the dumpster, eat a shitload of McDonald's McNuggets and Drink the Cheapest Starbucks Coffee while carrying with Semi-Automatic Weapons and go to Church and pray Falling Black cocks while Snorting Smarties to get high. You Can find these Nature's trash in Parts of Montana all the way to Texas. They sometimes act like Bill Cosby and yell "Pokemon is for little babies and shit!"
This is what you see in America, the 30% of what USA Call an MAGA Redneckian-American. This is how they communicate daily.
Cashier 1: Welcome to McDonald's, Can I take your order?
Redneckian: I want 5 Big mac Combos & Do you to believe in Jesus?
Cashier 1: Excuse me? I'm a Muslim you racist POS!
Redneckian: Um, Fuck you asshole I Believe in Jesus, You Terrorists need to get the fuck off our land.
Cashier 1: Sir, You need to calm down. I'm calling the Cops, and refusing you service!
*Later that same day*
Police Officer: Oh Shit, It's you John Carter! You Son of a bitch, You realize why you are here?
John Carter: Well, Officer Fuck you and your Terrorist-loving style. I only know the colors of Red White & Blue and President Donald Trump. I get to keep my Guns & it's my Second Amendment!
Police Officer: Sir, Step off the Vehicle! We're placing you under Arrest for now anything you say will go against you.
*John Carter Fleeing from the cop while running out of the 1999 Ford F150 with a Trump sticker in the bumper*
Police Officer: Fuck it, Your ass is mine! *Ignores the Citation shot john with bullets* We fuck Donald Trump.
Cashier 1: This is awesome! It's like watching an action movie in place with Carlos Mencia and Larry the Cable guy but in real life!
Police Officer: Copy that, We got the suspect down with a Bag of stolen Frozen Mcnuggets and a 12 Gauge shotgun on the Back seat of the vehicle. Roger!
Cashier 1: Thank you so much, Officer!
Cashier 1: Welcome to McDonald's, Can I take your order?
Redneckian: I want 5 Big mac Combos & Do you to believe in Jesus?
Cashier 1: Excuse me? I'm a Muslim you racist POS!
Redneckian: Um, Fuck you asshole I Believe in Jesus, You Terrorists need to get the fuck off our land.
Cashier 1: Sir, You need to calm down. I'm calling the Cops, and refusing you service!
*Later that same day*
Police Officer: Oh Shit, It's you John Carter! You Son of a bitch, You realize why you are here?
John Carter: Well, Officer Fuck you and your Terrorist-loving style. I only know the colors of Red White & Blue and President Donald Trump. I get to keep my Guns & it's my Second Amendment!
Police Officer: Sir, Step off the Vehicle! We're placing you under Arrest for now anything you say will go against you.
*John Carter Fleeing from the cop while running out of the 1999 Ford F150 with a Trump sticker in the bumper*
Police Officer: Fuck it, Your ass is mine! *Ignores the Citation shot john with bullets* We fuck Donald Trump.
Cashier 1: This is awesome! It's like watching an action movie in place with Carlos Mencia and Larry the Cable guy but in real life!
Police Officer: Copy that, We got the suspect down with a Bag of stolen Frozen Mcnuggets and a 12 Gauge shotgun on the Back seat of the vehicle. Roger!
Cashier 1: Thank you so much, Officer!
by Arika Cho cho Butterface May 11, 2020
The title of a new reality show that aims to keep the Pinocchio-in-Chief in the limelight and to help raise funds to defray some of his dear legal costs, but he is having difficulty in getting sponsors and a TV channel to run the weekly show for him.
Cronies of the Commander in Cheat are begging him to delay the announcement of “Who Wants to Be a MAGA Millionaire?” on Truth Social until he’s cleared of most of his bigly lawsuits, which could land him behind bars and disqualify him from running as a third-time presidential candidate.
by Fasters February 6, 2023
A diarrhea and fart combination so foul that it leaves your intestines cramped and your asshole bloody
by Bigness D June 20, 2020
When more Trumpublican parents and patriots, who believed the 2020 election was stolen from ex-President Trump, are pushing their lawmakers to fine or revoke the licences of state bookstores that sell Singapore math textbooks and workbooks, and also to ban these oft-brain-unfriendly but wallet-friendly titles in local schools, because these foreign K–12 math publications are allegedly detrimental to the mental health of local math-anxious or low self-esteem students.
The MAGA-fication of Singapore math has failed to prevent tens of thousands of homeschoolers in red states every year from ordering value-for-money math titles from the “fine” city for their children, who’re often bored or unchallenged by their dear inch-deep, mile-wide thick colorful math textbooks.
by Fasters September 15, 2022