R.M.L.P 

Its a Word i invented so dont hate and say u did lol .... it means :
R.eal
M.en
L.ick
P.ussy

Yo do u believe in r.m.l.p and the meaning?

R.M.L.P by KevinRod February 7, 2009

M.I.L.P. 

A mother that is really mean and/or annoying, rude, obnoxious that needs to be punched in the face or any other body part.

"Oh my god. My mom is so unfair!"
"Dude, she's definitely a M.I.L.P."

M.I.L.P. by Bwilks July 29, 2009

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M.I.L.P.H. 

Mom I'd Like to Punch in the Head

Jarred: Dude my mom is such a bitch
Brian: Yea dude the chicks a M.I.L.P.H.
Peter: No kidding

M.I.L.P.H. by Brian043 June 28, 2008

M.L.U.P. 

Acronym for: mackin' ladies under pressure.

Guy: yeah yeah yeah so my number is (310) 923-M.L.U.P. call me up baby girl. You know I awways be true.

Girl: MLUWhaaa?

M.L.U.P. by Phat Brightness October 18, 2008

m.l.i.p. 

meaning: my life is pot.

mlip is used when someone just got in an awkward position thanks to our friend, marijuana. also when someone is extremely high off weed
pronounced: "m.l.i.p." or "mmmmm lip" depending on how high the person is

"dude, i just accidently gave my mom my bag of purple haze! m.l.i.p."

"wowwwww, im so zootedddd! mmmmmlip!"

m.l.i.p. by bFigs January 27, 2010

L.M.L.Y.P.T.Y.S.O.M.F 

let me lick your pussy till you squirt on my face

me: it’s L.M.L.Y.P.T.Y.S.O.M.F day!!!
her: what the fuxk does that mean?
me: let me lick your pussy till you squirt on my face
her: oh... hell yes

L.M.L.Y.P.T.Y.S.O.M.F by leave me to suck her cooter November 4, 2019