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1 definition by Bwilks

 
1.
A mother that is really mean and/or annoying, rude, obnoxious that needs to be punched in the face or any other body part.
"Oh my god. My mom is so unfair!"
"Dude, she's definitely a M.I.L.P."
by Bwilks July 29, 2009