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Long Term Laziness 

Often abbreviated to simply “LTL” this majestic phrase is to explain oneself for doing something that is short term work for the eventual greater good of being lazy. For example one might be standing in a situation that calls for sitting. If one is doing this it’s quite clear that this genius is a lazy acumen for spotting that he’s going to arise very soon so he might as well remain standing as to not have to deal with the aggravating work of getting up. The term was first originated in 2008 by Vince Wilfork who was once told to take a knee but didn’t because “LTL”
Sammy: Yo why you standing bro?
Noah: Bro LTL you know you’re just going to have to stand right back up again
Sammy: That’s facts bro but what does LTL mean?
Noah: Long Term Laziness
Sammy: Aight Bet!
Long Term Laziness by weiny0402 January 18, 2019
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Lazingzong 

Another word for lasagna, seeing increased use by those from Long Island
Travis: "Yo Mikey, whatchu cookin' tonight?"
Mikey: "Gotta lazingzong in the oven boi"
Lazingzong by bingsprawsby November 25, 2022

Lumina Studio Theater 

A kick-ass acting group in the United States. Not the car. We do Shakespeare, Dickens and random shit made up by our director. We usually (but not always) twist the setting or characters somehow. Lumina is not to be treated casually. We take it seriously. It is not an after-school activity. And not a cult, at all...
"I have a Lumina Studio Theater rehearsal from 12:30 to 3:00 on Saturday."

"Really? That short?"

Or

"What do you do do for fun?"
"I do Lumina."
Or
"Can't you just skip a Lumina rehearsal once?"
"Hahahahahahaha."

Sendero Luminoso 

A Maoist guerrilla insurgent group formed in Peru in the late 1960s as a splinter group from the communist party of Peru; is among the most ruthless guerilla organizations in the world; seeks to destroy Peruvian institutions and replace them with a Maoist peasant regime; is involved in the cocaine trade; Shining Path has been responsible for 30,000 deaths.
Sendero Luminoso is Spanish for "Shining Path."
Sendero Luminoso by Dancing with Fire September 20, 2013

Luminita 

She's a lovely, kind and cuuteee. She's a very talented girl and the best lover , if u have a Luminita in your life, you're lucky, for real.
Her hugs makes you melt instantly, her kisses makes you addicted. Her smell makes you crazy. Her eyes.... Oh , her beautiful eyes.
If she is in a bad mood, just hug her and give her many many candies and chocolate.

If you read that, you should know, YOU'RE THE BEST.
Luminita -type of name
Luminita by uffffmaaaan July 31, 2020

Lubin’ and Toobin’

The term used to describe Jeffrey Toobin’s jerking session while on a conference call in front of the other people; which in turn led him to get suspended.
Did ya hear about that Lubin’ and Toobin’ on the news?
Lubin’ and Toobin’ by MSF. October 19, 2020