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He is so lankey, could prob break in to if punched
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Luke Cutforth 

a sex god on youtube that thinks he isn't sexy but he really is
hey have you seen Luke Cutforth's new video
Luke cutforth ginger eye brows!
Luke Cutforth by 3698921 December 11, 2012

LinkedIn 

An online forum originally intended for professional people to form links with others that they know and trust professionally in order to further their own and their company’s business interests. LinkedIn was co-founded by Reid Hoffman who was previously Executive Vice President in charge of business and corporate development for PayPal and was launched in 2003. Unfortunately, like so many other things (Urban Dictionary for example), it has been overrun by talentless, self-aggrandising wannabes who have nothing to offer the workplace except copious quantities of bullshit.
Interestingly, Hoffman stated that 27 percent of LinkedIn subscribers are recruiters; perhaps this would explain why using recruiters to solve a staffing problem is usually a complete disaster, they’re so full of their own bullshit they believe everyone else’s.
“Have you heard that Malcolm has put up a profile on LinkedIn? Delusions of grandeur or what!”
“Delusions of grandeur? That fuckwit Heale shouldn’t even have delusions of adequacy!”
LinkedIn by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016

luke mullen 

actor for tj kippen on the show andi mack
known for being loved by lesbians
smol bean who loves marvel and is a total film geek
luke mullen dances while making pancakes and listens to old music, could he be more perfect?
luke mullen by bambikippen March 3, 2019

The Classic Luke Holland 

This is the infamous sex position introduced to the world by Luke Holland. It is when a man throws his partner (man or woman) on to a near by surface, allowing him to gain a dominant stance over them. He then proceeds to take his testicles out and slips them into the partner's anus, one at a time. At this point the anus almost becomes a vacuum, sucking the balls deep inside. Keep in mind only the testicles enter the rectum. It is very satisfying to both participants.
Katie told me she wanted me to put my balls inside of her, so I gave her "The Classic Luke Holland"

coach luke 

THE unstoppable force of nature. Can beat THANOS in seconds and with the snap of his fingers, all JUUls disappear.
Can conjure a black hole with his voice, he can will interdimentional travel into existence without any effort.

He’ll also hit you with some mean fines!
Coach Luke is the most powerful being in all of the space time continuum.
coach luke by TheCoachLuke September 29, 2018