Lunger

A person suffering from chronic lung disease.

Doc Holliday: (coughs) Now Ed, are we cross?
Ed Bailey: Without them guns, you're nothing but a skinny lunger...

by Bryianzum August 27, 2008

lunger

A thick wad of spittle dredged up from the bottom and expectorated in a public place.

Simon hacked a lunger in front of Miss Janelle's Dance Studio.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

lunger

a primitive neandrathal-like creature known for its muscular build and four legged running ability.

Although I was on the track team, I knew I could never outrun the Lunger.

by Anonymous April 4, 2003

lunger

A wad of mucus expressed from the mouth or throat.

I horked up a massive, gooey lunger and deposited it in Ron's face.

by bends February 7, 2003

lunger

A form of marijuana smoking, gets you high faster than normal, used with a half of a plastic pop bottle with saran wrap coming out of the other half.

We couldn't find Joey's bong or his papers, so we just made a quick lunger and got ripped.

by weedey mcpot July 2, 2004

Lunger

A device used to smoke marijuana. Consists of the top half of a bottle and a bread bag. Enables a user to take large quantities of smoke or inhale.

"Bro, I need a hoot!"
"Got a pipe?"
"Even better, let's make a lunger."

by PrincessPothead October 26, 2012

lunger

A wad of mucus that has been brought up from the lungs.

The act of a deep, productive cough followed by spitting out the wad of mucus is called "hocking a lunger", where "to hock" is a modern wearing-down of the original "to hawk".

Those suffering or recovering from pneumonia can hock frequent, prodigious, and frightening lungers.

I hocked a lunger up to the ceiling in the gym shower last week and it's still hanging there.

by JMike1966 January 2, 2008