Critical lumber theory

A theory that says that timbering is the most important thing in society, and that we need to deplete the land of it's trees. This word was invented by Tim Pool.

I want to engage in critical lumber theory. I want to analyze the intersection between lumber and timber practices and the law.

by Eushshtb June 12, 2021

lumber jake

A lumber jake is a guy who looks like he's too pretty to be an actual lumberjack. Instead he would just hang around the logging camp and trade beauty tips for flap jacks.

Look at this preposterous lumber jake stealing all of our ladies!

by Unchangeable Bird December 20, 2017

lumber slumber

Lumber slumber:
When you sleep like a log. Sound asleep. Log, lumberjack.

She fell asleep on the couch watching full house again! She's in a deep lumber slumber.

by POOBS November 14, 2013