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4.
A word used to refer to a baseball bat but at the same time used as an innuendo for manmeat.
1. Yo lemme see your lumber, it's black right?

2. Need some help addin' lube to your lumber? I got the pine tar right here.

3. Whoah, your lumber is huge, i might need to use that sometime, maybe tonight... at the game.
by noodles April 02, 2003
 
1.
A Scottish word for a date
I'm going on my own to the dance but do you have a lumber like Jimmy
by Ashers September 05, 2003
 
2.
a group of fat girls.
No that was not a herd of elephants, it was a lumber of fat girls.
by jlynnwest October 13, 2010
 
3.
when you got "wood" or a boner
man she sat on his lap and when he stood up you could tell he had some lumber goin on
by bizzle April 03, 2004
 
5.
a wooden baseball bat
He took his lumber and left the field.
by The Return of Light Joker February 21, 2008
 
6.
an acoustic guitar
"Man, this room sure has a lot of nice lumber."
"Huh?"
by somedude611 November 27, 2011
 
7.
marijuana
i had to call the lumberjack (dealer) to see if he had cut down any lumber today for me.
he picked up a few sticks for me since there aren't many abundant forests in the area.
by i'd have a drink with george w November 10, 2008