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1.
A complete and utter lazy individual. Will sit in the same position for hours on end, watching mindless television, only diverting its mind to occasionally masturbate into a sock, dirty boxers or on to a wall. Is void of brain cells and lives in a fictious dream world. Desire to one-day penetrate its father's anus.
What are you doing there,ye bloody Lugg?
Nothing ye mad egg.

'You'd wanna see the chickdoggs I was chatting to last night. Massive J's and big blowjob lips. I was defo in there.'
Yeah, did you get any digits?
'Nah, I could have though. She was digging me.'
What are you on about ye fucking Lugg, she couldn't stand the sight of ye.

Would you swallow your Da's jizz to save his life?
Yeah, of course I would!
Would you let him blow beans all over your face?
Yeah, if I had to.
You're a fucking Lugg!
by Davey woodhouse Bennett August 19, 2012
 
3.
To tongue ones asss
by Lyphid January 19, 2003