Lucid fuck

-noun. loo-sid fuhk

A fuck in a lucid dream. An exceptionally realistic, intense sex dream, where you are able to control the direction in which the shagging flows. Often a lucid fuck is better than the realisation of that fuck, primarily because after shagging Erin in 21 different positions you can fly off on your invisible hover bike (with the custom chrome spokes) to join your buddies for a quick gin and tonic before waking up.

Ben: Shit man, you know that Edith from the office, fucked her last night.
Jerry: Great. How was it?
Ben: Not good, she was far filthier in that Lucid fuck I had last weekend.

Lucid fuck by Al Cawdrey September 29, 2009

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lucid fuck

When one goes on a raping spree

I lucid fucked alot of pendejo's bro.

lucid fuck by BattousaiJunt March 28, 2016

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Lucifucker

A person who simps, or simply wished to fuck Lucifer from "OBEY ME!"

"Shawty is a Lucifucker."

Lucifucker by heputthebeansdown May 8, 2021

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Lucifuck

...is a bag of dicks.

With extra dickwarts.

The economy ...package, too.

A rather more appropriate moniker for Lucifer of Supernatural, methinks.

How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifuck, son of the morning! how art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations!

Lucifuck by sapphic_unrest April 19, 2018

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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