lube

Something that's just totally wrong, inconceivably awful. Derived from the fact that "lube" is just a nasty word, no matter what it's supposed to mean.

She's dating a 17-year old? What is she, 28? That's just lube.

by Adama June 1, 2004

lubed rim

The notion that one's basketball shot rimmed out not due to poor shooting but rather because an overabundance of sexual lubricant was applied to the rim.

Ty: LeBron was wide open! How did that shot not go in?
Levi: Lubed rim. Bet it was Kyrie.

by KaraLeeeeeeee November 15, 2017

Spunk Lube

When you ejaculate into your hands and use it as lubricant during sexual activities

“Use the spunk lube”
“Shall we use spunk lube”
“Spunk in me for lube”
“He used spunk lube”

by Women Moment September 17, 2020

Economy Lube

An Ontario quick lube and oil chain that has been known to scam unsuspecting drivers. It may offer a 10-minute oil change for $20, but upsell you with stuff you don't need. CBC program Marketplace nailed those skeezebags putting in oil and other fluids that could wreck your car, or not doing the job you paid them to do. Beware.

Want to wreck your new car? Take it to Economy Lube.

My brother is so dumb that he drove his truck to Economy Lube for an oil change. The grease monkeys who obviously got kicked out of a sketchy trade school put in the wrong fluids - and, now, my brother has to pay $4,000 for a new engine. Moron!

by The Real Canadian July 22, 2015

lube luck

This phrase can be used to wish someone good luck who is about to get screwed over, not in a sexual way but more in a life situation

David: Dude, I'm about to get my ass kicked at work, I stuffed up big time with a major client so my boss is angry and wants to see me!

Jeremy: you're fucked, lube luck to you.

by jimoth_halp October 30, 2020

lube up

(vb.) To apply lubricant to the anus or vagina in preparation for sexual congress.

Patrick: "lube up Clive, I gotta hankering for some arse lovin'"

by VegasMalone June 22, 2020

Word lube

When trying to deliver some bad news - or something that may not go down too well, it may be neccessary to use some word lube to ease the delivery...

It's ok, my mrs has let me have a lads night tonight, i had to use some serious word lube though!

or

Just apply some word lube and i'm sure she'll agree.

by Maria Khoury January 12, 2009