A Loyce is someone who rejects social events time and time again only to prove that they are really anti social in nature; though they wont admit this and might not realise it but they are.
chris: hey Bob wanna go to the arenas with ken and I?
Bob: Nah i dont like to do that its really boring and itll just be a waste of my time id rather stay at home and jerk it.
Chris: Bob dont be a Loyce honestly, grow up.
Bob: Nah i dont like to do that its really boring and itll just be a waste of my time id rather stay at home and jerk it.
Chris: Bob dont be a Loyce honestly, grow up.
by Eugrom July 25, 2010
Loyce is another word for prostate gland.
John: "I really enjoy having my Loyce massaged until I ejaculate"
Tim: "Did you hear about Mike? He got cancer of the Loyce"
Tim: "Did you hear about Mike? He got cancer of the Loyce"
by Kim Jong-il the third March 28, 2016
acronym for lick-on-your-clit. only used and said by the most powerful and respected men in society. you are a true king if you use this term.
by theboy1234567890 April 14, 2020