Top Definition
A Loyce is someone who rejects social events time and time again only to prove that they are really anti social in nature; though they wont admit this and might not realise it but they are.
chris: hey Bob wanna go to the arenas with ken and I?
Bob: Nah i dont like to do that its really boring and itll just be a waste of my time id rather stay at home and jerk it.
Chris: Bob dont be a Loyce honestly, grow up.
by Eugrom July 25, 2010
Loyce is another word for prostate gland.
John: "I really enjoy having my Loyce massaged until I ejaculate"

Tim: "Did you hear about Mike? He got cancer of the Loyce"
by Kim Jong-il the third July 05, 2016
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