Low Watt 

Derived from the measurement of a light bulb's brightness, "Low Watt" is a term used for the dimwitted or used to describe dimwitted behavior.

"Kevin cover your fucking mouth when you sneeze you low watt motherfucker!"

Low Watt by Brahbruhbro October 22, 2014

Low Watt 

Derived from low wattage light bulbs, a Low Watt is an exceptionally tight or miserly individual. Will never buy anything he can’t download, boil the kettle twice the same night or buy a round in the pub.

Never offers petrol money but will always be sure to collect it, goes out having “Forgotten” his wallet, expects family members to fix up his house and garden not just at a discounted rate, but completely free of charge.

Dave: "Tight bastard still hasn't weighed in with the cash for that job we did, Stan."

Stan: "We won't get that. That low watt wouldn't give you the steam off his piss!"

Low Watt by UpYourKilt August 30, 2011

Low Watt 

Opposite of electric; Loserville

Boring, uninspried, and terrible

Kabbas: Hey man, that Jack guy is so low watt

Low Watt by Low Wattage October 22, 2024

Low-Watt Gurgler 

One who was hated by god, and smiten with spinal bifida or another disabling disease. Must now live life pushing themselves along blowing through a straw. Low-wattage refers to the memory and intelligence lost when their parent/parents tried to drown them as a baby to relive themselves of the pain of a cursed child. Gurgler comes from the sound of their throat spasming uncontrolably because they were abused as a child because they were such an easy mark.

My daughter came ou, and she wasn't just a little handicapped, she was a Low-Watt Gurgler in a high back chair.

Low-Watt Gurgler by dvda gangsta' May 6, 2007

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016