A person who consistently performs little or no physical effort in the bedroom or other sexual activities.
My girl's got major Lazy Lover Syndrome. I went down on her for an hour and half, but when it's blowjob time, she's 'tired' after five minutes.
by C.T. Hull February 15, 2019
When someone avoids you or gives you the cold shoulder due to a significant other, boyfriend, girlfriend, etc. It also implies to people who hang out with their lover and avoid their own friends. (Also referred to as *Simon Syndrome*)
Friend 1: Ugh, ever since Simon started going out with her he's been avoiding all his friends and homies just to spend time with her.
Friend 2: Oh that's definitely *Lover Syndrome*. Guy wants to be around her so much he'll avoid his own friends and ignore them.
Friend 2: Oh that's definitely *Lover Syndrome*. Guy wants to be around her so much he'll avoid his own friends and ignore them.
by fakepeoplehaterpssstsimon May 11, 2022