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Human testicles.
You're mother doesn't eat much but she's always ready to suck on my love plums.
by pinkphiloyd January 31, 2009
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Bellend, either without foreskin entirely, or with foreskin pulled back.

Also derrogatory term, used in much the same way as 'dick', 'cock', 'prik', or, more accurately similar, 'bellend'.
1. Purple, throbbing loveplum.

2. 'Dan, you are a stupid fucking loveplum.'
by asdfsdfg May 24, 2006
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