Love is blind 

1. A nice way of saying "Love makes you do fucked up shit."

2. The biggest understatement ever spoken by the masses.

Love is blind.

No. Love is not blind. It's fucking delusional.

Love is blind by rogerthewhale January 24, 2013

Love is blind 

When you don't care about what the person you love looks like, because looks don't matter. When you truly love someone, you're "blind" to their appearance.

-"Why are you in a relationship with that person? They're so ugly."

-"Because love is blind. It doesn't matter to me what they look like, I still love them."

Love is blind by Rachael Young April 15, 2017

Love is blind 

The famous saying states that "love is blind". So if your girlfriend catches you cheating, she didn't love in the first place because she should have been from the fact that she loves you. In other words, if she loved you, she shouldn't have seen you cheat.

Person 1: "Bro my girl dumped me after catching me with Lisa"
Person 2: "Damn really? You know what, she didn't love you because love is blind."

Love is blind by Admiral Soweto December 13, 2023

Love is blind 

Aw hey! That sounds like my thing! Boy am I glad that people are publicly talking about THAT instead of my thing! It's not like my thing is infinitely worse or anything.

Hym "Man, I don't even get free alcohol OR women trapped in a house with me! Those love is blind guys got it made. I don't know what they're complaining about."

Love is blind by Hym Iam March 26, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004