Louisiana swamp melon 

A adjective to describe the smell of a women's breast

A way of saying that a girl's tits smell really bad

Hey josh you want to go to britney's house, no dude she's got those louisiana swamp melons

Louisiana swamp melon by JHolt1300 November 13, 2020

Louisiana Swamp Ass 

The goo that forms in your butt crack that is caused by heavy work, usually in humid areas. Most often moist and sticky, this condition generally causes skid marks, or 7-layer underwear wrecker. The smell of this can be nauseating. If a bad enough case exists, there can be a snail trail left behind when a person stands up.

After unloading that truck in this heat, I got a wicked case of Louisiana Swamp Ass.

Louisiana Swamp Ass by Mutchler January 20, 2006

Louisiana Swamp Crotch 

A mixture if un-kept hair and perspiration in between the legs. Smells of raccoon's asshole and sac-sweat. This vile substance that is spawned creates a large red rash sometimes puss filled, which causes the victim to walk as if they've unloaded a mass quantity of diarrhea in their pants. Unlike duck butter this condition is underwear ruining, usually identified by large battery acid-like holes that can sometimes reach the butthole area. Caused by thunder thighs and hot, humid environments. This condition is life ruining.

Did you smell the Louisiana Swamp Crotch in that golden corral? I puked all over out toothless waitress.

Louisiana Swamp Crotch by CapGun July 1, 2011

Louisiana swamp stuffing 

When a guy shoves a frog in a girls vagina and fucks her till the frog dies

Kevin was really horny so he decided to give Josie a Louisiana swamp stuffing.

Louisiana swamp stuffing by Albogenius March 30, 2011

louisiana swamp-fuck 

Convince your nasty girlfriend to take some laxatives. Then pound her in the ass wilst her liquidy shit runs down your ball sack.

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louisiana swamp-fuck by philbertgodphry August 6, 2006

louisiana swamp water 

Same as the Louisiana Crab cake but she also urinates with the feces.

It was bad enough she gave me a Louisiana Crab cake, but she followed it up with some swamp water.

louisiana swamp water by bigwheat February 9, 2004

Luisiana Swamp Boat 

A sexual act where your partner puts there mouth on the scrotum and proceeds to do a motorboat like procedure between the balls. Reference motorboat.

There is nothing better than getting a luisiana swamp boat after anal.

Luisiana Swamp Boat by swampbutt February 24, 2010