1. The ultimate “loser"
2. Someone who is not only massively brain dead so much so that the very thought of them is so foul and putrid that it reminds you of vaginal cleansing, but also very frightening and creepy in the most corny way possible.
3. A person of this nature should be avoided at all costs.
What a douche-a-louche ! This guy I’m seeing texted me that I should come over because he’s wearing a Mexican Sombrero and nothing else!
by Christine Cascio June 19, 2008
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N. - The most amazing person I have ever known. An unbelievably great friend, somebody who will always be there for you , no matter what harm may come upon him. A selfless individual, who always puts himself last, even when he knows he shouldn't. He is also a great woman seducer, and known to usually have the urge to have sex for 7 hours. Overall, he's the perfect person that you could ever have in your life. My best friend and I love him with all my heart.
N. - Wow.. I'm so jealous of them.. I wish I had a Zach Louch like they do.

N. - Dude, I totally have a Zach Louch. Pretty sick deal, bro.

N. - So I met Zach Louch today. Definitely changed my life.
by YokutoxSakura May 25, 2011
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1. The ultimate “loser"
2. Someone who is not only massively brain dead so much so that the very thought of them is so foul and putrid that it reminds you of vaginal cleansing, but also very frightening and creepy in the most corny way possible.
3. A person of this nature should be avoided at all costs.
Friend 1 – "This guy I’m seeing is such a douche-a-louche, he texted me that I should come over because he’s wearing a Mexican Sombrero and nothing else!"
Friend 2 – "Wow! Please never speak to him again!"
by Christine Cascio June 18, 2008
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Another name for a lighter. Popularised by the boys from the big smoke.
“Aye mad dog, chuck us the louche for my dart”
by Tayne.ward October 5, 2020
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Someone who has gone above and beyond being a chooch. A jackass, idiot, moron, who is doing a better job than usual at it.
You could not be a bigger chooch de louche.....you slept with my mom!
by Wessmoe77 January 20, 2012
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