The act of ringing a department where you know EVERYONE is an idiot, but the fun is not knowing which one you will get the phone is answered.
Simon : Crap, I have to ring the help desk.
Gavan : Is that a bad thing ?
Simon : Yeah, its a game of Idiot Lotto, they're all morons.
Gavan : Is that a bad thing ?
Simon : Yeah, its a game of Idiot Lotto, they're all morons.
by fobzwonkle May 5, 2010
chop lotto should be president of the united state
by hoodlum64 March 7, 2019
A competition where college-age boys place bets competing to kiss or sleep with the ugliest or fattest girl. The winner takes the pot.
Boys go to a college ball and place a $10 bet each to see who can win the "pig lotto" to kiss the ugliest girl
by Michael Michael Michael March 23, 2008
When a friend wants you to go out for a beer but you're skint so he offers to buy you a beer, but you still say no. The next week your out together and you say he has to buy you a beer because it's a beer roll-over (like the Lottery roll-over), in fact because it's a roll-over, he owes you two beers! Lotto Beer!
Friend "Hi mate coming out for a beer?"
You "Nah, I'd love to but I'm skint."
Friend "I'll buy you a beer!"
You "No it's alright, I'm staying in".
A week later in the pub together...
You "Are you gonna get me a beer?"
Friend "What? Get your own!"
You "You owe me one! You said last week you'd buy me a beer!"
Friend "What??? That was last week!!!"
You "Yeah it's a beer roll-over!"
Friend "What?"
You "You owe me a beer, so it's a beer roll-over!"
Friend "What???"
You "In fact you owe me two beers cos it's a Lotto Beer roll-over! Get 'em in!"
You "Nah, I'd love to but I'm skint."
Friend "I'll buy you a beer!"
You "No it's alright, I'm staying in".
A week later in the pub together...
You "Are you gonna get me a beer?"
Friend "What? Get your own!"
You "You owe me one! You said last week you'd buy me a beer!"
Friend "What??? That was last week!!!"
You "Yeah it's a beer roll-over!"
Friend "What?"
You "You owe me a beer, so it's a beer roll-over!"
Friend "What???"
You "In fact you owe me two beers cos it's a Lotto Beer roll-over! Get 'em in!"
by Dicky Brown January 22, 2008
A person who is so addicted to lottery tickets they become a major pain in the arse in "convenience" store lineups due to holding up people who are genuinely in a hurry. Lotto-heads often compound the time-management problem by searching for the cheapest pack of cigarettes the store carries, thus forcing the cashier to scan numerous brands of smokes until the cheapest pack is found.
Often a person on their way to work stops at the corner store and ends up getting stuck behind a compulsive gambler who should be feeding their addiction in a casino rather than holding up customers who are in a rush. As the lotto-head fusses about validating tickets, trying to pick winning numbers / scratch tickets etc. the customer behind them becomes late for work.
Often a person on their way to work stops at the corner store and ends up getting stuck behind a compulsive gambler who should be feeding their addiction in a casino rather than holding up customers who are in a rush. As the lotto-head fusses about validating tickets, trying to pick winning numbers / scratch tickets etc. the customer behind them becomes late for work.
Gambler - "I'll get the extra on that one and that one and the bonus on that one, NO not that one, the one beside it, also can I get a...let's see, do you have any Western's? ...no eh, are those Gold Rush tickets any good I wonder?, I guess I'll try the Bingo instead. Oh and, what are your CHEAP cigarettes? Do you have John Player's Standard?, no eh, everybody else carries them in the 20 packs, oh I guess I'll try the Accord Blue, how strong are they?
Cashier -"Sorry sir, I don't smoke, I don't really know but a lot of customers get these new Studio smokes"
Customer behind gambler clenches teeth and thinks to himself "F***, now I'm late for work, these lotto-heads without jobs... I feel like saying something"
Cashier -"Sorry sir, I don't smoke, I don't really know but a lot of customers get these new Studio smokes"
Customer behind gambler clenches teeth and thinks to himself "F***, now I'm late for work, these lotto-heads without jobs... I feel like saying something"
by paul5150 December 18, 2009
1.) Someone who has luck with lottery earnings.
2.) You may refer to yourself as one after three consecutive wins on a dollar stratch off ticket.
2.) You may refer to yourself as one after three consecutive wins on a dollar stratch off ticket.
by Wack Schizzlemah January 14, 2005
In Detroit this is slang for packets of heroin because it often comes wrapped up in old lottery tickets especially if you buy it at the Brewster-Douglas projects.
by Krunk Nasty October 22, 2007