Losedows

An Inoperative System invented by Macrosuck for the sole purpose of taking over the universe. The only thing it does well is display the Blue Screen of Death and form a breeding ground for viruses.

See also Internet Exploded.

You can't WIN if you use LOSEdows.

Losedows by Erdling July 9, 2004

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losedows

Lost unviable windows versions

Close those losedows, for your own good.

losedows by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

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Related Words

Losedows • Microshit Losedows • Losedowns

Microshit Losedows

Microshit Microfuck Losedows/Winblows is the worst misoperating system on the face of the planet, forcing all their shit products onto people such as Visual Shitio and Edge.

Microshit mostly makes failed products, and the only products that succeed are ones they copied or bought from others and then used their monopoly powers to shove down our throats. This was the strategy of Shill Gates, continued by Shitya Nadella.

Microsoft Reams, Asszure, and Offuck are just some of their shit products.

Microshit Losedows keeps crashing, bugging out, forcing Edge (which tries to push payday loans on people) on me even when I set a different as default, keeps asking me to set it as default and pay for Offuck and Xcox Game Pass every time I have a forced update, and keeps trying to force me to use ZeroDrive.

You're forced to sign in to a Microshit account when setting up the PC and connect to a network (so if you don't have network or the drivers, you're screwed, and Winblows has worse native network drive support then Linux). There's the nonsensical CPU hogging widgets that nobody cares about and many other bullshit.

Microshit Losedows by HeWhoShantNotBeNamed July 31, 2023

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Losedowns

Winded down windows resulting from heads you win, mouse tails you lose

The listin Losedowns Alsodirect Appropriateversion of Aversion.

Losedowns by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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