Usually the one left out in the group but later turns out to be the best, fittest and gets most girls out of everyone. Has a massive cock and a six pack.
Very stubborn but handsome boy. Definitely loves his tv more than anything else. Loves to fall asleep infront of a tv and loves his beautiful wife. So if you meet Lorant he is a true keeper. Calm and charming with a big cock.
The hardest struggle in all of fuc*ing Alola.
This Pokémon while extremely slow Boost it’s speed so enormously high that freaking Mach 5 is slower.
Those that meet it are faced with complete and utter annihilation of any Pokémon that try to out speed it.
This Totem is one tough pink bitc*.
Moron 1: Steven commited murder.
Moron 2: Why?
Moron 1: He got Totem Lurantis’d.