The wonderful destination high school in Longmont, Colorado. How middle class can you get? Football team? Pretty good. Basketball? Really good. Juul gang? Of course (located across the street at Loomiller Park). Stoners? Also at the park. Drama program? Nonexistant. Emos? They are also at the park. Lunch? Not at the high school.

What's not to love? Everything.
Friend #1: I go to Longmont High School.
Friend #2: You milk-toast-beach-wood-vanilla-ice cream-cone-no-sprinkle ass bitch!
Friend #1: I know...
by feel_da_bernie June 7, 2019
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