2 definitions by feel_da_bernie

Longmont High School

The wonderful destination high school in Longmont, Colorado. How middle class can you get? Football team? Pretty good. Basketball? Really good. Juul gang? Of course (located across the street at Loomiller Park). Stoners? Also at the park. Drama program? Nonexistant. Emos? They are also at the park. Lunch? Not at the high school.

What's not to love? Everything.

Friend #1: I go to Longmont High School.
Friend #2: You milk-toast-beach-wood-vanilla-ice cream-cone-no-sprinkle ass bitch!
Friend #1: I know...

by feel_da_bernie June 7, 2019

Bernie

He's, you know, Bernie. He's just a stand up guy. Need to talk? No problem. Need drugs? You have a problem. He is just there, not in the shadows but in the shade. He is ready to help you out.

I was having a bad day, then I talked to Bernie
The tall one?
Is there another one of those things?

by feel_da_bernie June 7, 2019