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max longmire

ex lover of taliah, loves apples and has long spaghetti hair, he eats apples before every finals game. all girls wanna pour spaghetti sauce on his hair and eat it with some apples, his mom is the bomb.com
max longmire has an ex lover named taliah
she poured spaghetti sauce on his hair and ate it!
max longmire by bassproshop June 2, 2015
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Longmore 

‘Longmore’ is an uncommon second name that is commonly referred to as iconic. It was originally an American name but now is popular in places like Ireland,France and England. Longmore’s are usually referred to as ‘beautiful’ and ‘stunning’ and are compared to people such as Kendall Jenner, Natailia Dyer and Alissa Violet.
Wow she’s so pretty she’s definitely a Longmore
Longmore by ~ VioleT August 5, 2018

longmore 

a very wild crazy octopous, who generally wants to rap his tenticles around everyone. is a very big fan of the wetness
o stop being such an longmore
longmore by mirish099 November 28, 2009

Longmired 

Man, Dave got longmired so hard that women send him nudes for approval before they send them to their boyfriends.
Longmired by Cataclysmalism November 28, 2014

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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