| 1. | Longhorn Lump | ||
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the abominable cyst found on the genitals of students of the University of Texas. commonly appears as an orange swelling of the flesh. This disgusting disease comes as a direct result of attending the University of Texas. typical symptoms include: .a sexual attraction to the color orange .a bestiality fetish (specifically an attraction to a cow) . dementia (believing that UT is an adequate school) .douchebaggery (male)/bitchery (female) .thoughts of suicide the only known treatment is a salve consisting of Sooner semen, crushed Baylor bear testicals, and Aggie asshole hairs that is applied directly to the infected area. Elisa: hey Alex, what's that on your dick??
Alex: shit i dunno... Elisa: wtf it's orange, did u go to UT ?? Alex: yea. how did u know?? Elisa: longhorn lump. -_- |
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