that occurs in one's home, or in any other place alone. This includes when they are looking at porn
or reading/thinking about something erotic
. A Loner Boner can also occur when somebody unattractive is around, such as a parent. However, if you are with a girl (or boy, depending on your gender preference) and you get a boner
, this is not considered a Loner Boner.
Jeff: Dude, I just got a total Loner Boner last night.
Mike: What did you do?
Jeff: What every civilized man would do! Took advantage of it!
When a person who has few or no friends and keeps to themselves masturbates.
It seems like all Jeff does anymore is hole up in his room and work out his loner boner.
When she's "not in the mood".
Man, we were fuckin' all alone at my house.. Lights out.. Under a blanket.. And then I find out I've got a loner boner.
anyone who gets a boner when alone or in a group of guys.
Ryan Nagel is a total loner boner
An erection that occurs when standing on your own. These are entirely random.
The horse standing alone in the middle of the field had a giant loner-boner.
When you miss your pork pal so much just thinking about her/him gives you an erection.
"WTF man? Why are you pitching a tent around me?"
"I was looking at one of Crystal's pics. She's in Chicago and now I've got a loner boner!"
When someone is so lonely and haven't gone out of the house for days when they begin to find the silence sexy they might get a loner boner.
Guy: I haven't been out for ages! I'm so horny, and its so quiet in here...oh god no I feel a loner boner coming on.