lombardi

(1) a blond-haired blue-eyed light-skinned person who claims to be Italian. Most are from Lombardi, and are more German than Italian.

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When a man slaps another person with his penis, usualy in the face

the lombardi is best executed quickly, so as to cause the most surprise and alarm

lombardi by Spencer Mahan December 28, 2005

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Lom-bar-di

go lombardi, Slang . to lose control or go crazy, esp. in a violent way.

he went Lombardi on me" "dont go lombardi on me

lombardi by SIKGK23 September 30, 2010

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Lombardi

Man that was a tough loss but did you see the way Cirri Lombardied Gary and Kenny

Lombardi by Joesig October 6, 2018

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In the heat of sex, the man removes his penis from the vagina and slaps it with great force across the woman's face.

Mom, does Dad ever lombardi you?

Lombardi by Gay Focker February 4, 2008

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When a man defecates in a woman's mouth and then receives a blow job from her.

She gave me such a good lombardi that I gave her twice the mouthful!

Lombardi by Fezetone April 21, 2010

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Lombardi's Law states, that you are wrong and Ryan is right. There is no exception to this law as it is an absolute constant.

Person A - "Ryan you baited me man!"
Ryan - "By Lombardi's Law, I disagree, you baited me!"
Person A - "Aw man, I forgot, I guess your right man."

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