Loltracktor 

The pet name of the german Ltractor tank in the Game World of Tanks

First guy- "Wtf is a Loltractor doing in a tier 10 game"

Second guy-"hes in platoon with the IS-4"

First guy-"Shit i dont want to have waste the ammo to kill him to expensive"

Second guy-"I cant belive the loltracktor killed us becuase no one wanted to pay 1k for the shell that would kill him" *facepalm*

Loltracktor by Zayack December 17, 2010

Loltraktor 

Originated from the MMOG World of Tanks. Making fun of the Tier1 tank Leichttraktor and the funny youtube videos about it.
Its a funny looking tank which is pretty weak in all respect, infamous for being included in higher Tier games by the game's (somewhat) imbalanced matchmaking system.

- The Loltraktor can destroy the world by just being angry.

- Chuck Norris was once the Loltraktor's Gunner.
- The Loltraktor always has his AP bullets ready, so whenever he sees someone interesting he hits it and hopes for a penetration.
- The Loltraktor is so fast that, when we see it moving 10 meters, Loltraktor actually took 10 rounds around the planet
- The Loltraktor is a combination of two things: a farming tool and a laughing nerd.
- The Loltraktor is never defeated. He just decides that you won't be pwned today.
- If you hit F1, your pc will come to help you. If you yell "Lol" at midnight three times, the Loltraktor will come to help you.
- With five elements you can summon Captain Planet. With five puns you can summon the Loltraktor.

Loltraktor by Mikael L Chuaungo July 1, 2011

Loltractor 

Something so funny that a helicopter just does not cut it, it needs the power of a TRACTOR. Lol tractor originated on the 5th of December 2006 by LUKE D!!

Person 1: Man i went out with suzie last night and crapped my pants
Person 2: Really Wat happened?
Person 1: She slapped me in the face and farted on my dinner
Person 2: Loltractor!!1!!!

Loltractor by Lukuss D December 7, 2006

Loltractor 

Used in expression when something is very funny but just laughing doesn't quite cut it. Similar to Roflcopter.

A.K.A. That word I thought I made up but only to find that someone else beat me to it.

"Dude, Thom just failed his exam!"
"Loltractor!!1!!11one"
"Whoa, that word's sick, I've never heard it before!"
"I know, I just made it up!"
"Oh, wait, it's already on Urban Dictionary."
"DAMNIT!"

Loltractor by Lucas C February 19, 2008