LolGank

When someone goes around killing people for fun in a MMO game. Usually done to newbs by higher ranking players with a stick up their ass.

Azereth, level 1 paladin: takes 200 gold pieces out of a pouch.
Zorgoth, level 12 ogre: arrives from the north.
Zorgoth, level 12 ogre: says "Hi, how are you?"
Azereth, level 1 paladin: says "I'm good. I finally got enough gold to get a weapon after a full hour of hunting snakes."
Zorgoth, level 12 ogre: swings battle axe at Azereth and connects with a crushing blow to the ribs.
Azereth is slain.
200 gold pieces fall to the ground.
Zorgoth, level 12 ogre: says "LOLGANK!"
Zorgoth, level 12 ogre: picks up 200 gold pieces.

LolGank by pooploggylog January 31, 2008

loltank

when someone laughs at a lame automobile, such as an old rusty ford fiesta, or more so a tank

Person A: hey, look at that shit car

Person B: its a loltank

loltank by carrolly December 7, 2009

Lolwank

When someone messes up a hand job unforgivably,

I was with this girl last night, and she totally lolwanked me, definitely not calling her again.

Lolwank by Leo_messi August 11, 2010