A person who essentially possesses the qualities of a log; brainless, dense and immobile. Loghouses are generally a quiet and placid breed but can behave very erratically after a few too many diddlies.
As the room span wildly around him and the voices in his head became louder and louder, Chris the loghouse started to really regret that last line of ket.
by ramalamadamadingdong December 15, 2012
A polite insult of a person who is extremely lazy or lathergic.
Chris, you're such a loghouse!
by cheezybeenz August 19, 2012