When Russian ladies feel lonely, they do a massive shite, freeze it and at times of need, use it as a dildo, according to Manchipp.
So there I was, chillin with my hot Ruski Mama when all of a sudden and with no suggestion for me, she goes to the freezer and drags out this 13 inch shit and starts to masturdate using it. So obviously I said "what the hell are you doing" and she said, "Logging, it's all the range here in Russia" (but in Russian clearly, as she was russian)
by stretch June 06, 2003
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The art of strategically placing a fresh turd on a person's shoulder. To achieve total "logging efficiency", one must place said fresh turd on the shoulder for as long as possible before the source of the stench is found.
Steve's insightful opinions on foreign politics were completely undermined by the existence of a fully fledged log on his shoulder.

Steve: It is my opinion that the new government's policies are completely-

Jim: Dude, you have a turd on your shoulder.

Steve: Oh man, I totally got logged!


Gary is a true logging ninja
by Glengarry Glenross June 30, 2011
When you do a massive turd and then get off the toilet and cut the turd in half with your pee. It takes some skill. Usually a tradition passed from father to son. As made famous in the episode of south park reverse cow girl
Jon: I put my flannel shirt on to lay a massive turd and then cut that log in half with my pee.

James: wow man did your pappy teach you the tradition of logging? Will you pass it on to your son?
by Jonnor March 27, 2012
Process of harvesting trees from a forest.
They are going to be logging on that piece of land.
by Jeff Asel October 02, 2008
Outward pursuit of a similar calibre to Planking but undertaken by fat people.
'Dude look at that fat chick lying down, it's like she's logging'
by mattai September 12, 2011
The act of when a man takes a huge dump in the toliet, then get up to urinate on the turd to cut it in half so it can flush down.
Sorry I was in the can for so long, I had to do a bit of logging to flush down the huge shit I took.
by Trollhunter March 14, 2012
When a guy's penis is so long that it drags across the ground when he jogs.
Black Guy: Yo mon, I be totally "Logging" dis mornin'.
by MoFo94 February 05, 2010
To beat your partner to death with your penis.
Sally: what the hell are you gonna do for our 50th anniversary
Matt: some good logging
He then beats her to death with his dick
by righteousconsumption October 20, 2014

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