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Log Chopper by nufferz January 21, 2011
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Chocolate log chomper
"My chocolate log chomper is feeling mighty hungry this fine morning. Point me in the direction of your finest Mexican establishment. The chomper will feast at high noon!"
Chocolate log chomper by Mark Zuck my berg November 28, 2025
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drop a log in the chipper
The act of shitting into a sink, then "flushing" by running the garbage disposal. Performed as a last resort, only when all other toilets are in use. Frequently involves beer shits the morning after.
"Mike had to drop a log in the chipper because his girlfriend and her roommate were using the bathrooms."
drop a log in the chipper by K-Don-yo October 14, 2006
LOLCHOPPER
Dude 1: Go to that store and buy some Mentos and then I'll go in and get a 2 litre bottle of coke!
Dude 2: LOLCHOPPER
Dude 2: LOLCHOPPER
LOLCHOPPER by Shortlems July 21, 2011
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026
Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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