Those little chunks of white deodorant that's on the floor and in the lockers of a locker room. Often times they resemble lines of cocaine when they're smeared or smudged.
"Dude what is this white shit in my locker?"
"That's probably locker room crack."
"Crack? Really?"
"No it's deodorant, but it sure does look like crack."
"That's probably locker room crack."
"Crack? Really?"
"No it's deodorant, but it sure does look like crack."
by JuanManClaus June 2, 2019
The locker room massacre is an event that took place at Buena Park HS in the 90’s. A young man whose name rhymes with Malex PeHanda aka ADA was taken into the locker room and a toray shoved his fingers into ADAs butthole expanding it so much that he now must wear adult diapers (Depends) at all times, even at work while he sells Tupperware. Very sad!
by FactualTruth May 25, 2018