Football Fred: Let's change into uniforms.
Halfback Henry: Or we could have a Locker Room Rumble!
Defense Dequan: Oh yeah!
Coach Cock: I'm in.
Halfback Henry: Or we could have a Locker Room Rumble!
Defense Dequan: Oh yeah!
Coach Cock: I'm in.
by FartFucker69 August 14, 2014
When a man and woman take a shower placing a suction cup dildoe on the wall. the man shoves his penis in her mouth forcing the dildoe to penitrate her vagina or anus upon every thrust.
He asked for a blowjob in the shower but he didnt expect me to pull out the crowded locker room on him.
by soft hands March 22, 2015
A practice which gay athletes do in their spare time in the locker room where they ram at each other with their penises.
by CoreySanders September 10, 2013
Phrase used to describe the best time or situation ever...as if you were in the locker room of the Super Bowl - you just don't leave there....
Dude, I can't believe we are in Kid Rock's hot tub with 10 strippers....
Yea, let's get out of here and see what is going on downtown...
Are you fucking kidding me? You don't leave the Locker Room of the Super Bowl?! Dumbass.....
Yea, let's get out of here and see what is going on downtown...
Are you fucking kidding me? You don't leave the Locker Room of the Super Bowl?! Dumbass.....
by B. Hanback January 18, 2009
Elric and Brian were taking a shower with the varsity football team after practice, and when we whipped it out, someone yelled and pointed, "Damn!! You guys both have a Locker Room Cock (LRC)!"
by Dave Mitchells February 20, 2006
When you select a locker in an empty locker room, the next person coming back to their locker will be right next to yours. If they happen to enter at the exact moment you're putting on your underwear, then their locker will be on the opposite side of you and they'll have to shuffle by uncomfortably close.
Me: (putting on underwear in the locker room)
Next guy: oh hi, I need to slip past you to get to my locker; hope you don't mind.
Me: No problem; it's Murphy's Locker room Law.
Next guy & Me: chuckle chuckle chuckle
Next guy: oh hi, I need to slip past you to get to my locker; hope you don't mind.
Me: No problem; it's Murphy's Locker room Law.
Next guy & Me: chuckle chuckle chuckle
by Grute Man August 27, 2017
When a male or female shaves their pubic hair in a locker room and forgets to clean up the mess letting the hair ball up and roll around the floor due to a light breeze.
We were just sitting in the locker room when all of a sudden a Locker Room Tumble Weed rolled past our feet.
by Vpapabear January 14, 2011