Loading the Musket 

The act of trying to put ones semen back into one's self after ejaculating to something they are ashamed of.

After cumming to a picture of Nicholas Cage, Sam was seen loading the musket.

Loading the Musket by jdodds January 20, 2015

Loading the Musket 

The coital act of a penis pounding a forgotten tampon deep into the female vagina.

I had no idea I was loading the musket. That whore! The ensuing infection will surly cost her!

Loading the Musket by Phondooky April 25, 2006

Loading the Musket 

The act of female mastubation.

When the woman is finished she will squirt. This is also known as "The musket Shot"

Greg: damn I looked through Dave's moms window last night and she was Loading the Musket.

Loading the Musket by TFAssassin November 25, 2020

loading the musket 

Another name for Kids in Sandbox, the sexual practice of ramming a foreign object into a man's penis for sexual pleasure. Named so for the way a musket is loaded by ramming the shot and gunpowder down the barrel, before rifles and magazines came into play.

"Even thinking of that video of the chick loading the musket makes my penis sad."

loading the musket by Bobble April 4, 2006

Loading the Musket 

When a male inserts his fecal matter into a woman's butthole and then forces it in deeper with his penis. The woman will then push as hard as she can and shoot it out.

Dude were you and nancy loading the musket last night? We could smell it in the other room.

Loading the Musket by Jowuhepona69 February 28, 2017

Loading the Musket 

The act of female mastubation.

When the woman is finished she will squirt. This is also known as "The musket Shot"

Greg: damn I looked through Dave's moms window last night and she was Loading the Musket.

Loading the Musket by TFAssassin November 25, 2020

Loading the musket 

When a man inserts at least one testicle into a woman's vagina. He may have to use some sort of rod to assist the accommodation of his nutsack.

Friend 1: How was that girl you took home last night?
Friend 2: We started right off with loading the musket. She was a trooper.

Friend 1: Lucky bastard...

Loading the musket by humboldtcountywhore134 November 7, 2021